Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.

“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Unbothered Queen

Gjino Ibrani

Gjino was such an unbothered queen in high-school

by shhdjskansjd September 29, 2025

POP QUEEN

TATE MCRAE

tate mcrae is the pop queen

by popqueenlover October 1, 2025

Re-queef

The act of a man farting into a woman’s vagina and then she queefs his fart out of her vagina.

I know she loves me because she’s giving me a re-queef tonight.

by Nastyoldcouple October 15, 2025

Queen of afters

She who will sit on a Vespa at the foot of Giordano Bruno and refuse to believe any night is over; a fierce believer that somewhere, somehow, there are always afters - and whose very willpower forces the world to answer.

You’ll know you’ve met the Queen of Afters when closing time feels like an opening act.

by LemonInPockets October 17, 2025

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

shallow queen

An individual, typically a woman, who is perceived as excessively concerned with superficial qualities, such as appearance, social status, and material possessions, often at the expense of depth or substance in personality and behavior.

She proved herself to be a shallow queen and then wonders why men won't talk to her after blowing up at her last date.

by Noisy Jackets November 2, 2025