librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022

Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*

When something seems to be a bit too weird, abnormal, but still quite interesting.

"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "

by The Hmminator June 13, 2018