Light This City

The Evanescence of melodic death metal. Fuckin' amazing.

Light This City members
The sole consistent members of LTC are lead vocalist Laura Nichols and drummer Ben Murray. The band also includes...
- Guitarist Steve Hoffman
- Second guitarist Ryan Hansen (they didn't mention who does lead and who does rhythm, ffs)
- Bassist Jon Frost

by 7568ino December 7, 2023

15 minute cities

a term created by fucking morons that usually refers to small towns that be crossed in short amounts of time, but also means ultimately nothing at all.

THE WOKE LEFT IS PLANNING TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND CREATE ANOTHER 15 MINUTE CITIES!!!!

no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.

by DONKFORTRESS December 9, 2023

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.

Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city

by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024

Book Sanctuary City

A city where officials, elected leaders, activists, librarians, and teachers fight to be able to give kids porn.

The director of a public library in Hoboken, NJ made Hoboken a book sanctuary city after coming under for an event which offered kids pornographic books.

by Libs of TikTok March 6, 2024

The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024

dick kick city

Noun. To be kicked in the genitals exceedingly hard. Used specifically within the context of a pro-wrestling match, often used as a heel/villain tactic to illicite boos from the audience. Coined by Brian Zane of Wrestking with Wregret.

MJF took CM Punk to dick kick city as soon as he put his guard down.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024