second Puerto Rica

n. Any country or territory coveted by the USA for strategic or financial reasons whose importance is insufficient to justify “ 51st State” consideration.

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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

Trans-Sectional

a person who changes instruments.

Lisa is a Trans-Sectional. She was no good at clarinet, so she changed to Saxophone

by bandgeek4evah February 26, 2010

T-Section

When you split a girl open from her vag to her asshole, thus splitting open the taint.

Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.

by Taintblaster November 14, 2009

ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010

Len Seck

Gargamel's alter ego, who likes to eat doritos and drink McCafe Coffee.

Guy 1: "Oh no Len Seck is here"
Guy 2: "That's just Gargamel in disguise"

by Metal Storm September 1, 2010

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

PC-Section Scar

A line on the skin similar to a C-Section scar but is above the abs and below the chest. Caused by spending too much time on the computer while slouching.

Dude #1 "Dude, I'm talking to this hot girl online and she sent me some pictures, check it out."

Dude #2 "Dude, it's obvious you met her online, she's got a PC-Section scar."

by Chuck R0ast March 5, 2011