Parkour

Parkour is the French work for code lazar. Do NOT forget to yeet

Hallo everybody, and welcome back you bloody legends. This is the Lazarbeam channel. Do not forget that parkour is the French for code lazar.

by 123456789Yeet! May 28, 2019

Parkour Harrison

A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.

Parkour Harrison died today in London

by Parkour Harrison’s Manager May 30, 2019

Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.

Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker

by Eldood May 30, 2019

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

parking lot shot

A shot that is taken in the parking lot of a a package store, normally a nip. Exclusively for people who can’t wait to start raging.

There goes Chris again, taking his parking lot shot.

by Cjb486 July 16, 2019

Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019