Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020

Nut November Card

Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."

by Looink November 2, 2020

face full of nut

When a male ejaculates onto the face of another person. The recipient is said to have a 'face full of nut'

I came on her face. She had a face full of nut

by Cin9e March 26, 2016

wing nut

flying balls/scrotem

ur balls are going wing nut

by stuffit November 13, 2003

nut ass balls

A distinct smelling aroma that smells like the entire gooch region including the testicles, the buttocks, and the scrotum.

Joe bent over and let one loose, and now it smells like nut ass balls yo!

by Vektorious May 20, 2005

Nut Hair Deluxe

When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.

Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.

by Robbie From Netcong November 9, 2008

dog nut fuck

when the female injects dog "semen" or "cum" into her ass or pussy

I had a great "dog nut fuck" last night

by piss fungus October 3, 2021