Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.
Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.
by Atjackmyswagger November 05, 2014
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 18, 2018
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Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024
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job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024
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Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
by cling my shaft January 02, 2010
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blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
by halalgamingtime July 07, 2023
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Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.
Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.
by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016
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