Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Georgia Juice Box

When you FILL her Vagina with Peach juice and Pop Rocks and drink it with a straw while you are both enjoying it.

Man she was squirming with joy when I gave her the Ole Georgia Juice Box especially when those Pop Rocks got going.

by 1oldfart August 25, 2022

Spunkle Juice

The last hit in a bong where the bowl has burnt black weed with various amounts of ash.

“Let me get a hit of that bong”
“You can try but there’s mostly Spunkle juice in there, only fiens smoke Spunkle”

by CallumFeeney February 14, 2024

Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.

The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.

by 214col November 24, 2017

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023