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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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Girl-Bositive

When you are both a girl boss and positive. These two qualities together are a great way to commend someone.
Girl 1- “dude, Jake was being racist the other day but I barked at him and didn’t let it ruin my day!”
Girl 2 - “Oh em gee! You are always sooo Girl-Bositive!”
by Anita-wita June 6, 2022
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Little Boss

A term given to a lame, uncool, and/or unintelligent individual. This a term commonly used by superior “Big Bosses”
“Yeah that Matthew kid is totally a little boss! am I right fellas?”
by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022
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Big Boss

An individual of superiority. A legend, “Chad” or beast of a person. Contrary to the “Little Boss
I wish I could be like Jordan. He’s definitely a big boss.”
by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022
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hey boss

A common greeting among New Yorkers that is usually used in small shops, bars, halal carts, and clubs.

It is most effective as a subdued form of respect, especially when speaking with low-ego creatures like bouncers.

Pronounced "baws."
Customer: Hey boss, run me a baconeggandcheese and a coffee, regular.
Cashier: OK my friend, $4.5.

Clubgoer: Hey boss, how you doin' tonight?

Bouncer: .... Zero response, but internal validation gained
by ESTEZBZBEZ July 9, 2022
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Big Boss

A person big physically being called a boss sarcastically
Ok "Big Boss"
by S54 July 12, 2022
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Licky boston

When you pee on your paws and lick it excessively. Typically used within the furry community.
When I do the licky Boston, it makes my bed wet.
by Griffey09 July 14, 2022
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