Zero Harper

Meaning failing something,getting rejected, or getting a low score

HAH! Lesha is Zero Harper

by K33yal December 21, 2019

Sex Zero

When you hook up again with an old fling so the actual number of people you have slept with does not go up.

Having sex with the ex again is sex zero. Kind of like Coke Zero; all the fun none of the calories

by Klever Slacker October 28, 2012

Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019

Alpha Zero

The moment one plops their first big fat dump in the toilet no matter where it’s at. Whether a Don Jon, bathroom, restroom or out house. The moment of divine presence at the very beginning of life. To infinity and beyond.

Parent 1 Non-Binary: Good job! Good 👍 job Kennedy!!!

Parent 2 Non-Binary: Hooray!!! His first Alpha Zero!!!

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 2, 2022

Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

Zero-Sexual

Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.

Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual

by Zero-Sexual September 5, 2009

Patient Zero

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."

by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009