Jake from The Westing Game 

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

Jake from The Westing Game by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018

we don't need the whistling james 

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

we don't need the whistling james by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

Frank Westing 

Is when you shove a camera up your girl's ass and take a picture and say "FANTASTIC"

Some guy: Dude i heard you gave your girlfriend a Frank Westing
You: Sure did
Some guy: can i see

You: HELL NO

Frank Westing by G0nard January 16, 2011

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

westinghouse

verb. westinghoused; westinghousing: fr. name of American inventor George Westinghouse. To put a person to death in an electric chair (which in early embodiments were operated from an AC power supply). The attachment of Mr. Westinghouse's name to the electric chair was a form of negative advertizing devised by Thomas Edison.

"The Rosenbergs were westinghoused at Sing Sing Prison yesterday for treason, and the bodies were sent to the morgue in nine-dollar pine caskets."

westinghouse by Carl Willis January 19, 2006

wristing 

Often found in relationships beteen amputees and amputee fetishers. When a hand has been amputeed and instead of fingering or fisting, the amputee inserts their wrist into an ass or vagina for sexual pleasure.

I'm dating an amputee, but I miss being fisted. But he's so good at wristing!

wristing by anonymous plz December 11, 2008

wristing 

like fisting, but deeper

That girl was such a whore, she like to be wristed all night long.

-Dude, Seth, whats that rash all over your wrist?
-I don't know, man, I think I got it from wristing some whore the other night.

wristing by sethsmom6969 April 1, 2009