by MoneyMay February 23, 2015
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by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010
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by Gav Harris December 31, 2009
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by Stouffer November 7, 2002
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Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013
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for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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