Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 7, 2011

Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

Overton window

Spectrum/window of what's socially appropriate to talk about and when to do so time wise.

The overton window to talk about capital punishment is almost closed.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008

Skin Window

The act showing someone your penis skin through the fly hole in your pants or underwear.

Todd and Ted are chillin with some brewskis when Todd calls over to Ted, "hey bruddah, peep dis", Todd had pulled his shirt up and made sure his pants were unzipped making his penis skin visible through his pants forming the skin window.

by Magnum Johnson and Poots November 4, 2012