A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
Get the Chinese Wiener Trapmug. 
Get the you burnt my wienermug. by avocado721 July 7, 2025
Get the wiener buttmug. A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.
“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
by Person that invented spinty. July 22, 2025
Get the Wiener-splienermug. A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
Get the wiener blindmug. by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024
Get the Wiener-snip-zelmug. When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it
by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019
Get the he wienermug.