:a what a fucke?!

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

What the eff?

Something that people say when they're frustrated or are displeased with something.

Your credit score just dropped.

What the eff?

by vobis March 28, 2009

whats the plan

Teenage Lingo for... How are we gonna fuck shit up today?

(Wakes up hungover after a wild night) "Whats the plan guys, round 2?"

by Whats the plan November 17, 2016

what's the skinny

An inquiry for inside information.

- Yo, what's the skinny on that house party?
- $5 cups, must wear a toga, password "Greek".

by beanhead1 April 27, 2010

wait what

And exclamation when someone suddenly realizes something isn't right.

Person1- Dude, I like, cha...
Person2- Cool.
Person2- Wait, what?

by Jason44 June 21, 2005

what the hell

a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.

Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

what the fuck

1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.

1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.

by Some guy September 14, 2004