Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.

Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.

by gunick January 17, 2015

Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019

Literary vegan

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.

An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.

by Goldenflez October 8, 2016

Non-Vegan

Non-Vegans are humans which includes all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose.

This Non-Vegan there doesn't care about all the animals who have to die for their luxury problems.

by nape July 8, 2020

vegan steagan

1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.

'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
OR
'Are these cookies vegan steagan?'

by steagan October 23, 2007