douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009

toothdick

A sexual act in which a penis is used in the place of a toothpick .It clears the mouth of food and plaque, and later replaces it with a fine layer of semen.

Veronica loves to use my toothdick.

by switzzzer December 7, 2006

Mexican toothbrush

Verb - Chewing a piece of gum instead of actually brushing your teeth to mask bad breath or halitosis, due to laziness or lack of time.

Dude, I had to give myself a mexican toothbrush cause I didn't have enough time before taking Mindy to the movies, I hope she don't want to get all up in my grille tonight.

by Dixiespimp August 2, 2006

toothy

To get mouthy with someone. To show tooth.

That broads gett'n awful toothy over there. If that hooker mouth shows tooth she's getting the boot.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

Toothy

The feeling that one gets from wanting to bite someone who is really sexy.

I get all toothy when you wear that strapless dress.

by Toothy One December 9, 2012

Tothian

A male who hangs around public bathrooms giving out handjobs to strangers

Damn, I wanted to use the bathroom but there’s a tothian in there servicing some hobo

by TheBaker42 June 21, 2021