tweet talk

cybering on a chat website (like twitter)

tom: i was tweet talking andrew's mom, cathy, on myspace last night.

shane: dude, she's like 50... you ain't getting any from her...( mutters under his breath "cathy is such a whore... tom's like 15...")

by andrea eats rainbows June 1, 2009

Tweet-já Vu

The uncomfortable sensation that you've already heard a snippet of news before. Differs from Dejá Vu (where you *think* you have) - in that you HAVE heard it over and over again. Usually the news concerns something cool the tweeter is about to do, or has recently achieved. Essentially, they're reminding you to congratulate them. Over and *over* again.

Brad: If Kenny tweets me he got tickets for Susan Boyle, one more time, I'm gonna bust him up.
Jenny: I'm getting 'Tweet-já Vu', all over again.
Brad: Mos' Def'. Hey! Didn't we have this conversation already?
Jenny: ?

by Paper Tiger Web June 21, 2009

Tweether

The virtua-social tweeting space.

OMG. There's way too much bullshit flying around the tweether these days.

by Boozeandjuice January 3, 2010

tweether

Verb. To tweet nonsense.

My friend has 183 followers on twitter and all she does is tweether!

by Spiff AH January 4, 2010

Tweetass

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetboxing

The act of several birds chirping randomly together to form a symphony of sounds. Sounds include interesting clicks and tocks yet staying in beat with an underlying rhythm. The faun-icular equivalent to human beatboxing.

Woah! Listen to those birds chirping on the roof! They sound crazy! What are those noises?
Sounds like they are beatboxing!
Naw, they're TWEETboxing lol
haha

by tenurbnor March 27, 2010

tweet deprivation

A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.

Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.

Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!

Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine

Mother: *blank stare*

by Pistol Palin September 1, 2010