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Gizzard Tubers

Uterine Fibroids
Uterine Fibroids are benign tumors in women and it is estimated that 80% of all women will get these gizzard tubers.

Nadya Suleman was in the news again recently when she decided to have a myomectomy for her gizzard tubers.
by Opinion Jockey May 29, 2009
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J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.
"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny
by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010
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Jelly Tube

When a male rubs his genitals on an inanimate surface/object/anything (including person).

The act of placing ones penis on an object.
(Ex. door knob, coffee mug, pillow, fish tank.)

Ex. Don't you dare jelly tube my backpack!
by Don Javidson January 14, 2014
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Deep-tube

Deep-tube is an area in the popular video-sharing website Youtube. The videos in Deep-tube are characterized by having a very low view count, containing some degree of obscurity and suggest to other videos of a similar status.
"Last night I discovered this exquisite 1970's Jazz in the Deep-tube. Can't believe its only got 14 views. Better keep it that way."
by Themilkcat May 2, 2014
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Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.
Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.
by EvilBastid February 23, 2015
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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks
by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018
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MOB TUBE

Mob Tube is a nickname for overweight, bald, unemployed, junkies who berate women on YouTube. The often associate in informants, and overstate their value on earth.
That guy has got to be a member of Mob Tube.
by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022
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