Trench Cock

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.

"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."

by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 27, 2019

a fool in a trench coat

Describes a person whose abilities are being overestimated

Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".

Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".

or

Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".

by I'm really stressed out rn October 16, 2017

trutch

Trutch is a putridly infested vagina, cunt, hairy battleaxe wound, DNA dumpster, cum recepticle.

There's no way i'd go within 100 meters of her disgusting trutch

by Ricky69696969 December 14, 2008

trenchy

a fan of the Canadian band Marianas Trench

Look at that trenchy's t-shirt! I bet she went to the concert yesterday.

by MTrenchy June 8, 2010

Bacon Trench

n. The female anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

Trench Coats

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.

The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

Trenching

The act of one man ejaculating into another mans penile opening

Trenching is not for the weak and unexperinced

by BeefCurtain McGurken October 16, 2010