trafficconism

Movement supporting the traffic cone (orange and white object or black and yellow object). The translation in portuguese is "conedetrânsitismo".

Trafficconism is the only salvation against bolsonarism and lulism/petism.

by Juicekapo November 15, 2023

traffic maker

Badly timed traffic lights

What is this?! The green light was only lit for 10 seconds! It's a real traffic maker.

by MU7FIN March 27, 2024

traffic school

Where adolescents learn how to drive and control their road rage

Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"

by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Traffic: The Musical

Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!

“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026

traffigating

The act of signaling a vehicle to the right or the left. Common in the African household

He failed his driver's test because he was not traffigating and car hit him

by pmanninja February 28, 2025

traffickism

The belief that women are inherently meant to be trafficked for use by men.

The men in the republican party believe in traffickism, so they express that ny saying "your body, my choice.

"Your body, my choice."

by Stefani Fey March 27, 2025