The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
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Get the Toss Breed mug.In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
by 2LunchTommy December 6, 2018
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The act of going to your nearest Dunkin Donuts and buying 20 boxes of munchkins and then going on top of any kind of grocery store or gas station (Walmart, Hess, Stop and Shop, etc) and throwing the munchkins at anyone passing by.
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go munchkin tossing?
Girl 2: What kind of question is that? Of course I do you nut! Can we fill them with marbles first?....
Girl 2: What kind of question is that? Of course I do you nut! Can we fill them with marbles first?....
by Red Angel Wings March 31, 2015
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by nilly jean May 22, 2008
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