I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?

They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.

by SockDuck May 28, 2022

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Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 04, 2011

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walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

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Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.

I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by Sickplumb September 18, 2019

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belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.

I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.

by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009

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