tim shaw

Tim Shaw is a radio DJ. He has worked on many radio stations, including BRMB, and has been sacked from every job he has ever had. He has recieved the largest fine for radio misconduct and is rated the 3rd most shocking DJ in the world.

His current show is called Tim Shaws Asylum and is on Kerrang 105.2

The current times are Sunday to Thursday.
Sunday 22:00-2:00
Monday till Thursday 22:00-1:00

A lot of the features are interviews, prank calls and general funny stuff.

One of Tims ater egos 'Old Boot' phones up people and pretends to be an old woman. Lines include "ive lost my pussy"

by Michael Williams March 21, 2005

tim and con

short for timid and confident, they’re used in opposition but can be used separately

Ex: I’m feeling pretty tim today because I didn’t get much sleep.
Ex: I’m feeling con, I aced my math test!
Ex: Don’t be tim, be con!
Ex: Tim and con is the best way to describe emotions.

by spookysponge May 21, 2023

Dirty Tim

When having a threesome, the man pulls out of one woman's ass and goes directly in the mouth of the other woman.

My sister and I were having a threesome with this guy last night and he pulled a Dirty Tim on us. I thought I'd never get the taste out of my mouth.

by Chivas656 May 27, 2023

Tim Beibs

Tim Bits sadly made by Justin Beiber, also it weirdly sounds like a sexual Inuendo.

So called "nicknames": Beibs balls, Beib bits

Brooo, Justin's new Tim Beibs are DISGUSTING.

by NirvanaOnMyMind December 02, 2021

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak September 01, 2019

Tims Rumpelkammer

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.

Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend

by international nightlife April 16, 2018

tim federle

Homophobic lazy bitch who can't make a second season right.

I can't believe that Tim Federle made the season finale 20 minutes long!!! We should go and slap his ass right now!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 27, 2021