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988 thoughts

When you want to mention 988 thoughts(Suicidal thoughts) instead of saying that say 988 thoughts so if someone doesn’t know that 988 is the crisis hotline then they won’t know you want to kill yourself. So you inform those like school friends while only being able to talk to them at school.
Person A: Fuck man I’ve been having more 988 thoughts than before.
Person B: Hey it’ll get better dude.
Person C: *Trying to ease drop on the conversation but doesn’t know what 988 thoughts are*
Person D: *Knows what 988 thoughts are but doesn’t say anything and hope that person A will get better*
by The Random An January 25, 2024
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She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.
Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*
by ඩී December 7, 2023
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Thought of the Plot

The moment you plan to prevent a future situation you are currently thinking of due to a present disposition.
*Smacks forehead. Awww shit dude I just thought of the plot I have a homework assignment due at 11:59! I gotta go bro!
by Lang_theOG December 10, 2023
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intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
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Thoughts

Your thoughts need to be converted into a thing and mine don't.... Heh... Heheheheh...
Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”
by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023
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Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness
I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn
by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023
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