unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Genital Mugging

The sexual violation of an inebriated gentlemen by an unscrupulous woman.

I was there, just hanging out at my local bar, when this ugly bitch tried to buy me a drink. I'm pretty sure she wanted to give me a mean genital mugging.

by Meatlocker7897 May 6, 2011

Shister mug

Someone who’s a bullshitter and is full of themselves all the time. But doesn’t realise they are so full of themselves

Pheobe is such a shister mug. She does this to me all the time I hate it.

by Jaja3 September 9, 2018

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

hassan's mug

a mug of hassan

is that hassan's mug?
Yeah! It totally is!

by thatonetotallycooldude May 14, 2018

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011