Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

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by Jacob The Awsomest August 09, 2005

first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

Damn Dude

Damn Dude might be the two most frequently used words by man. Damn this, dude that. But when combined Damn Dude becomes much more then a word with a definition. It becomes a solemn understanding of other human being. When brothers can unite , usually by the burning of a sacred leaf, they can feel free to say Damn Dude and have it mean almost anything.

I just got laid, damn dude !

I just lost my keys , damn dude . . .

This herb has me feeling hott, damnnn dudeee!

by killamenjara January 23, 2011

Dude Pad

The ultimate/coolest flat or house that is owned by the ultimate/coolest people. Common features include a half pipe, bmx and or skateboard etc, porn, evidence of drug taking, the latest technology, 3 types of games console and random dudes and woman sleeping around the place after a party. Typical residents include a smart guy/nerd/geek, a waster pothead, a skater, a babe, and rarely the ultimate dude. The ultimate dude is basically all of the above people combined (apart from the babe ¬.¬), though somehow manges to earn a lot of money and has a really cool job.

Our dude pad is epic.

by fisheyelens August 20, 2008

dude check

1. its a double take on a manly lookin woman. or a womanly lookin man. In order to determan said persons actual sex.

2. When there is 4 or more males occupying a small squeare footage of space.

3. When a man looks another man up and down.

Matt said to lenny "yo theres mad dude checks at this all female softball game"

by capt awesome February 18, 2014

Token dude

A boy, often a toxic ex, who a girl knows is no good for her but will spend the rest of her days dreaming of, projecting unrequited feelings onto, and comparing new potential partners to him. Often a cause of oneitis.

Stacy doesn't want to go to the mall because it reminds her of the one date she went on with her token dude.

by SnorkelDork June 27, 2017

dude furnace

When many dudes are crowded in a very uncomfortable space becoming very hot and stuffy.

Man 1: It was cramped in that locker room dude

Man 2: yeah, quite a dude furnace

by varthan October 01, 2007