This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 21, 2010
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When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 20, 2010
A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
by Michael Washboard July 07, 2022
When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.
Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
by •River Bridge• March 10, 2018
1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
by Jibril Grimm May 21, 2018