A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.
A wholesome activity.
A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
Get the Squad Napmug. The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
by LimTasky August 22, 2011
Get the Nap Stomachmug. A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
by Lesna January 27, 2009
Get the whack napmug. by Beef Factory November 26, 2017
Get the white napmug. When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
Get the stoner napmug. When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.
Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.
by Richard Looong November 24, 2017
Get the rat napmug. The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.
Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.
Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.
I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!
by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011
Get the blink-napmug.