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llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.
I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.
by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019
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Trauma Llama

One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass
Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.
by Tinychatta June 28, 2024
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Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween
I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama
by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021
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gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time
I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.
by RollieMe April 17, 2022
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llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.
"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"
by FrooFroos July 6, 2014
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Drama Llama

It is a llama who dances has gay undertones
Thats a drama llama, how do you tell, gay lmao
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