Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Jew Media

Media produced by Jews. Books by Jewish authors, TV shows and films made by Jewish producers, radio programs with Jewish hosts etc.

The Jew media sure does seem to push the blonde girl/black guy thing a lot.

What are you talking about Jewish people all work in agriculture and resource extraction. None of them work in media and entertainment...and if they did the last thing they would promote are blonde girl/black guy couples, Jews hate seeing that.

by Canviale January 16, 2023

James the jew

James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason

James the jew is smelly

by anonymous October 14, 2019

dum jew

A person who has money but is a dumb ass and just steels shit insted of buying it

That Jew steels shit even though he has money and that why hes a dum jew

by Dum albino jew rhino April 1, 2017

Arab Jew

A middle eastern Jew.

"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"

by the walking DICKtionary April 10, 2017

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 May 9, 2018

Jew Bling

Bling that only Jews wear ie; dog tag necklaces, star of David necklaces and bracelets, hamsa and evil eye jewelry. Notice that at bar and bat mitzvah's all the Jews are wearing their Jew bling. Why wear it on those nights of all other night? Well because it is essential in being a true Jew. Without Jew bling the only gangster thing we Jews have is our Jew fros!

Go to a Jewish day school and examine the necks and wrist of the students...what will you find? Jew bling!!

by Chaim Witz November 15, 2010