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Red Goon

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018
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goon rage

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of
goons came to chat and went on a goon rage
by clab420 October 27, 2023
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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “
“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “
by S8BG4L April 14, 2022
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Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.
"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"
by goonwagon October 2, 2014
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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
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goon time

Goon time jt basically is G time . Goon time is when all the real gangstas come out
I'm tired , aye nah it's goon time 💯
by BIG DOZR December 24, 2017
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