Falcon

When the ball gets, either kicked, hit, punched, directly into your face. -Jack (Coach)

holy shit! did you just see that nasty falcon Connor just took, that's like his 5th this game.

by WCC 23 September 8, 2023

Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.

That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.

by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022

millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something

See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!

by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020

Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021

falcons syndrome

Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.

The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.

by Darksephir November 18, 2019

Golden Falcon

Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles

The Golden Falcons achomplished the mission and ate all the pierogis.

by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023

Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012