A British stereotype.
Chavs are a relic from the 2000s characterized by violent and loud behaviour, being uneducated, living in low-income council estates / having a low-income, and wearing cheap sportswear brands. If something is of poor taste, chavs are all over it. Most chavs from the 2000s either grew out of it or became losers who peaked in high school.
Chavs are a relic from the 2000s characterized by violent and loud behaviour, being uneducated, living in low-income council estates / having a low-income, and wearing cheap sportswear brands. If something is of poor taste, chavs are all over it. Most chavs from the 2000s either grew out of it or became losers who peaked in high school.
chav: oiiiii long time no see mate, can ye giveiz a fag innit
Jamie, you're 27. Stop dressing like a teenager and get a life.
Jamie, you're 27. Stop dressing like a teenager and get a life.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
Get the Chavmug. (Noun) A person who exclusively wears Adidas tracksuits, carries a shank at all times and drives a Vauxhall Corsa. May smoke a lot of weed as well. Often found in urban areas late in the evening or early in the morning.
May also be used as an insult, as to describe someone as an undesirable person or a dreg of society.
(Plural: Chavs)
See also: Slav
May also be used as an insult, as to describe someone as an undesirable person or a dreg of society.
(Plural: Chavs)
See also: Slav
"Hey, did you see what Tom's wearing today?"
"Who, the guy in the tracksuit?"
"Yeah, he looks like an utter chav."
"Who, the guy in the tracksuit?"
"Yeah, he looks like an utter chav."
by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020
Get the Chavmug. A negative word to describe someone who acts a bit like a roadman and thinks they're hard (cool, tough)
You look like a chav
by Its_____meee January 22, 2020
Get the Chavmug. An increasingly large minority in the UK, Chavs are often found outside McDonald's by day, occasionally entering to buy 99p cheeseburgers to feed their colony. They are also sometimes found in parks and on benches, especially during mating season. Mating calls typically sound like:
"You got a problem wiv it bruv?"
"OOOOOOOOh! OOOOOOOOOH!"
"We all got swag innit?"
Once a chav has found a chavette mate, typically chosen by how orange her skin is, he will use his aggressive benefits abuse to buy a clapped out Vauxhall Corsa, fit it with mufflers and false alloys, and use it to ease the burden of migration to the corner store every morning, whereupon he will buy a six pack of beer and head on down to McDonald's to meet up with the rest of the pack.
But it is the evening where the chav becomes most notorious. They are known as nocturnal hunters, found on streets late at night and preying upon those who are alone and vulnerable. Once a target has been spotted, the pack will converge upon it, steal all of its valuables and leave Unlike a pack of wolves, however, chavs are well known cowards and rarely operate alone.
By the time the chav is in his mid twenties, he will probably have a small litter of chav children. They will live off benefits, growing in size and weight until it is time for school. The parent will neglect the journey to school and so the child's life becomes too certain. By the time said child is 11, It will be adopted into the chav lifestyle.
"You got a problem wiv it bruv?"
"OOOOOOOOh! OOOOOOOOOH!"
"We all got swag innit?"
Once a chav has found a chavette mate, typically chosen by how orange her skin is, he will use his aggressive benefits abuse to buy a clapped out Vauxhall Corsa, fit it with mufflers and false alloys, and use it to ease the burden of migration to the corner store every morning, whereupon he will buy a six pack of beer and head on down to McDonald's to meet up with the rest of the pack.
But it is the evening where the chav becomes most notorious. They are known as nocturnal hunters, found on streets late at night and preying upon those who are alone and vulnerable. Once a target has been spotted, the pack will converge upon it, steal all of its valuables and leave Unlike a pack of wolves, however, chavs are well known cowards and rarely operate alone.
By the time the chav is in his mid twenties, he will probably have a small litter of chav children. They will live off benefits, growing in size and weight until it is time for school. The parent will neglect the journey to school and so the child's life becomes too certain. By the time said child is 11, It will be adopted into the chav lifestyle.
RUTTING CHAV: "fuck off you wanker is my turn" "No it bloody well isn't" (fight ensues) "ow fuck off mate thats my stomach you just shanked"
MATING CALLS: "OOOOOOH!" "arright love lets fuck this bench ey"
MUGGING: "lets shank and fuck this old bitch up ey" "Give us yer purse or wee fuck you up real good arright?"
FLEEING FROM THE LAW: "Ayyy its the bloody cops run" "eyyy shit theys onto us lads" "Ow duck he got me boys"
AT HOME: "yeah im going on COD Ghosts, bought with the Xbox One using the taxpayer's money"
MATING CALLS: "OOOOOOH!" "arright love lets fuck this bench ey"
MUGGING: "lets shank and fuck this old bitch up ey" "Give us yer purse or wee fuck you up real good arright?"
FLEEING FROM THE LAW: "Ayyy its the bloody cops run" "eyyy shit theys onto us lads" "Ow duck he got me boys"
AT HOME: "yeah im going on COD Ghosts, bought with the Xbox One using the taxpayer's money"
by King Horace IV December 31, 2013
Get the Chavmug. A chav is a girl version of Britain’s famous ‘roadman’.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chav: Rahhh you’re bare jarrin innit look at this neekkkkk.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
by eznoob January 4, 2021
Get the Chavmug. A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
Get the Chavmug. by Big dragon January 21, 2015
Get the Chavmug.