Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019

Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.

"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"

by Amazanus July 12, 2014

golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

animal anus

animus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus

by ElectricLife September 21, 2014

anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.

"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."

by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022