man titties

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs

Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!

by Bozz Hawg May 05, 2004

titties for tacos

An agreement made between a fast food employee and a really drunk female or females to show ones titties in exchange for free tacos. This type of exchange usually occurs late at night in the Taco Bell drive-thru with extremely inebriated participants who have the drunk munchies.

Taco Bell employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"
Driver: "Titties for tacos! Got a hot chick in here willing to show her titties for some free tacos!"
Taco Bell employee: "Um... Go ahead and place your order."

by tino_grrl January 10, 2011

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart January 30, 2011

Titty Dragon

One who breathes fire, and loves titties.

I'd hate to be that Titty Dragon, he burnt his girlfriends tits and she dumped him.

by Papa of a Daddy December 18, 2010

titty-ooze

The result of a leaky lactating breast; trickle from a milk-engorged nipple. (Can reach high P.S.I. if induced by squeezing.)

The titty-ooze caused the front of her elegant gown to glisten in the reflected light from the mirrored-ball at the nightclub.

by shUDDER to think July 23, 2003

Titty Melon

A women with extremly large breasts which resemble the size of Watermelons.

Damn she has fine titty melon.

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

by zoombie14 July 23, 2009