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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.
by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012
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change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt
david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee
by broomboy January 28, 2008
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pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.
Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.
by brickeycrow November 24, 2017
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change in tide

~When a straight person decides to play for the other team
~Becomes gay
Dude: I'm so happy with you!

Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...
by Santana's Follower June 10, 2016
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We change

a word only a legend dares to speak, FLIP.
what do you do when you have to take your mathematical equation number to the other side? FLIP
Ow man activeteh, this is flippin noice. We chANGE.
people of a few will only understand this word, they're such warriors, they have survived the age of FLIP.
Me: Aw,Great. We have math next.
My friend: Nah, im sure today we will we change.
Me: Oh? no no, we have ActEvetEH.
My friend: pff, FLIP!
by FWuop November 9, 2019
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smashing change

Playing with lady parts with your fingers.
Johnny got caught smashing change with hilda.
by CDLC July 20, 2019
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