Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019

dumb hot

so hot it’s dumb. unbelievably hot.

yo dude check her out, she’s dumb hot i’m gonna go get her number!

by chickflick May 22, 2018

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

fuckin' dumb

(adj.) (fuk-in dum) something that's fuckin' dumb!

"...This website's fuckin' dumb!"

by cooey November 10, 2008

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021