textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008

Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.

Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.

by cinimodde October 7, 2018