Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 May 17, 2018

gay tears

semen but from a gay man

my boyfriend sure loves my gay tears.

by Klaus.etc May 5, 2018

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011

the highway of tears

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.

Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

tear jearker

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

by brad cofey February 23, 2008

Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

Purple Tears

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.

Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi

by cleanfresh1 April 4, 2010