Summeritus

A psychological disorder that can set in shortly after school is ended for the year. Symptoms can include boredom, lack of creativity, lack of energy, lack of effort, insomnia, and general physical laziness. If left untreated, some of the more severe side-effects can include paleness of the skin, obesity, and living in your mother's basement the rest of your life.

I was going to go running this morning, but school got out only a week ago and I just decided to sleep in. When I got up I didn't even shower and just sat on the computer for 5 hours straight. I must be contracting Summeritus!

by Mark7991 June 16, 2010

summer emo

Somebody who,during summer is always complaining about how shit their summer is,and how bored they are,they always talk about how much they want to go back to school and how theyve got nothing to do.

Max:hows your summer going?
Dean:Shit,ive got nothing to do.

Dean Burns is a summer emo :L

by Hancockzzzz August 4, 2011

summer coyote

A patchy beard. Bears resemblance to a coyote who loses it's hair in patches in the summer heat.

"Whenever Peter tries to go a beard, he looks like a summer coyote."

by AnnaBizzle February 26, 2015

Summer Dress

The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.

Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy

by Dilts July 19, 2016

Summer of Heat

A great song by Mitch Murder featured in the Friday The 13th Game (2017) soundtrack

And the summer began

Burning hot inside of me

And feeling so free out on the streets

You held on to me

Was the summer of heat

by illhaveyouknowkid May 28, 2018

Summer Cock

In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.

Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!

by Gusto Guston January 18, 2019

Summermoxham

The one girl at school that is kinda scary but no one tells her because here afraid she’s gonna slam them into a locker and you know kill you but she’s a good one to have around cause she’s like a cat she’ll pounce at anytime and rip your face off

Oh fuck that bitch is being a summermoxham cause I told her I don’t like her

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019