n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.
Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
by gnostic1 September 13, 2011
A stoner would just put all of the KFC side dishes together and eat it...hence the stoner bowl was born.
by stonrbabe4life October 31, 2007
I think I have a stoner crush on Jess, I mean she is just so much more fun to smoke with than anyone else I know.
by Little Jon25 November 12, 2010
The stoner is a girl/boy who likes indie rock ( modest mouse, cage the elephant, earlier foster the people, death cab for cutie, ect..) and who smokes cannabis on a regular basis. an indie-stoner might also consumer physchedelics as well, such as LSD or salvia. you wont find many of them, and when you do they are kind of withdrawn, unless the topic up for conversation comes to music. they usually wear a unbuttoned button up flannel shirt for a "coat", with some band t-shirt with an unpopular or unknown band to most underneath of that. for pants they usually wear faded blue/black jeans with or without holes in them. they usually really like collecting and listening to vinyl, and often get high/trip while listening to their favorite indie bands. they rarely drink and party, and don't mind smoking or having a trip with themselves. also in general there not very social people. they also rarely drink and think pot is waaay better than alchahol. they ussually hate rap, but dont have a problem with the people that listen to it. the few friends that they have, when they have drugs, they'll always make an offer to their friends to take them with them. they also are ussually in good shape (not fat) and have hair down to their shoulder or the middle of their neck. they ussually wont talk to strangers unless they are spoke to, and because of this they often have trouble making friends. also, they avoid big social situations at all costs.
mom: how was your day?
girl: ok.
have you been hanging out with indie-stoner weirdo again??
girl: maybe.
mom: kids like that will get you no where in life!
girl: ok. (leaves)
girl: ok.
have you been hanging out with indie-stoner weirdo again??
girl: maybe.
mom: kids like that will get you no where in life!
girl: ok. (leaves)
by stonerdude360 November 30, 2012
by GUISEEPE December 15, 2015
A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
by AI001 September 06, 2011
Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
by Anomalous25 November 19, 2007