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aim stalking 

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
aim stalking by Josh Donos September 11, 2005
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Stocking the Pond 

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
Stocking the Pond by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008

stackin da g's till da rubber band pops 

earning money until you've got too much.
yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!

meat stocking 

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.
meat stocking by guy12341234 December 27, 2010

Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.

gang stalking 

this is where you are followed and attacked from every angle by some gang who have some political or religious agenda.

They will usually try and get you to lose your job and friends, etc.

if you're wondering why they're after you, think of people you've come across who have extreme political views, or who are part of cults.

Usually, you'll find that you've come across Communists, or Scientologists, or unionists, or something where they have a passion for attacking their opposition.

Don't give in to their stupid games. you need to fight them any way you can
Jerry was followed and harassed by a number of different people at different times. He recognised this behaviour as gang stalking.

He was able to track down who put him on the list, and why.

Then he was able to seek revenge.
gang stalking by Minnie K B July 6, 2010

pogo sticking 

a girl who loves to ride the cock - the female superior position. this is usually the female front, not the cowgirl position so she can hold onto your chest while she bounces on the cock.
"Man, I just had Robin pogo sticking me for the last hour - she couldn't get enough of the ride!"
pogo sticking by jmes October 31, 2007