sable

A wrestler/valet for the wwe. She filed a lawsuit in her early days and left for a while, but now she is back in the business. Smoking hot body, but she's getting old.

MILF quality now.

Sable said: "for all the women who wanna be me, and the men who come to see me."

by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Fodder for my stables

A term used to describe food.

Guy 1: God I need some fodder for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go get some fodder from KFC

by Frankie vb July 9, 2012

Stanley S

A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!

Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?

Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.

Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?

Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.

Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?

Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.

Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.

Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!

Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 31, 2011

Stabbed

When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.

Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."

by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Staley

A generous girl who’s funny. She’s the best to have around for company. A very humble person at times who has very unique qualities and body features and shows her strong side and hides her weakness. At the end of the day, you’ll love her.

Jacob: Yo, Staley is so special. Idky
Chris: It’s just the way she is bro.

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018