squirlly

Stuped people who think that they are smart, but really aren't. Found with no underwear.

Bro u is squirlly

by Ghost squadron August 24, 2016

squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016

squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016

Squirmish

When two people who dislike each other engage in passive-aggressive combat that makes everyone else in the room uncomfortable.

The party-planning meeting turned into a Squirmish when Nancy and Patty kept shooting down each other's ideas for Halloween treat day.

by larscooley October 15, 2016

squire gestle

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.

The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.

by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016

squirge

The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.

I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.

by TotallyAPerson December 7, 2016

Squirdupple

Similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. Like when you're already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. Scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. Suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. You would be a stripper but, Oreos are life. Without this job no more Oreos.

Hey, Becky I had such a squirdupple this morning. First My toilet over flowed, my dog shit in my shoes, and my husband's Viagra failed.

by Fartymcfly January 20, 2017