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bean squeezer

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!
by Kool-aide maine May 28, 2009
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Fold and Squeeze Method

When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.
Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.
by bumblebeeeh March 14, 2009
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Sneeze and Squeeze

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly
by IDoBigFarts August 4, 2017
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lemon squeeze

A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.
Bobby and Sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.
by coopdawg June 2, 2008
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squeezil

squeezil is a omniscient being who protects a house from unwanted or evil beings.squeezil is known to sleep and hang-out with your animals at night.squeezil is also mischievous and will do things such as letting animals out of their cages and moving around and taking things.
"honey...the ferrets got out again, and i'm sure i secured the cage last night.""well it must have been squeezil again."
by momomoonshine May 1, 2007
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Squeezing the Turkey

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME
by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011
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Squeezer

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 3, 2018
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