splta

the way to type "split a.."
from the "split a" "SMOKE"

danny: Splta
Irjob: Smoke

by sir2490 June 20, 2007

spratzy

Refers to a person that is "spratzd". A person who has been ejaculated on is said to have been spratzied. To spratzy someone is to ejaculate on them.

The man decided to spratzy his wife and her friend

by mike 'spratzy' spencer January 9, 2009

Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.

Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!

by tico boy April 3, 2008

Spilt-Fuck

A adjative for someone who is not looking so hot.

"That bitch looks like Spilt-Fuck today"

by Sarah Harrison June 12, 2008

Sprattajized

1. the act of having your sphfinkter stretch to twice its original size by either being anally raped
2. In halo, to be teabaged immensely shortly after being poned by a noobish weapon such as plasma pistol, smg, or brute shot(aka noob tube)

1. Dude he went to that gay science teachers class 20 minutes before tutorials even started. He was defently sprattajized.
2. He just went sprattajized all of those guys after he got the overkill with the noob tube.

by Spratt and friends October 17, 2008

Sprite

The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.

I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite.

by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009

spretarded

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010