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spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)
"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust
by geoff peas November 9, 2007
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spunk

That which is released onto a whore's face at the moment of Orgasm.
I pulled out and and drained spunk all over Jenny's face and the ho was NOT expecting it. great sight really.
by Daragh "Innit" Mc Guinness September 20, 2008
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spunk cannon

albus fired his spunk cannon straight into minerva's mouth.
by HRH sara August 26, 2005
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shlunk

"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."
by osage December 31, 2007
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spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.
Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things
Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!
by JoMo16 November 4, 2010
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Spunk Skip

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is
That Courtney is a proper spunk skip
by Mrlemon September 28, 2011
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