Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 05, 2014

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 March 29, 2018

sperm spear

big long schlong that sprays there baby yogurt all over the bitches face.

dan: man christy came to work today looking like shit
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.

by jaco21 April 08, 2011

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth with having warned her.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 23, 2008

Sperm Genocide

A swift kick to the bad place.

Don't ask her out, I heard she committed Sperm Genocide on the last guy who did.

by Bobert2350q34 May 17, 2011

e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 01, 2006