Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face
by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022
*ahcheee* pixie sneeze
by Junosbitch September 23, 2021
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
by 011000110 August 27, 2022
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose
I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze
by Turbowanker9000 June 17, 2021